brandisbigbootybitches:

im gonna make a movie that’s titled “WILL SOMETHING SCARY HAPPEN?” and it will feature an hour and a half of someone walking around their house in the dark doing various things that COULD be the prelude to something scary but nothing actually scary will happen until after the credits when spooky scary skeletons will play

badassgron:

I didn’t have to feel as if I had to be everything, I was something...

athomewithmulana:

gatzzby:

hannahsneakers:

why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books

i mean

best male/female character

best antagonist

best plot development

best plot twist

come on

#book you threw across the room the hardest

isnt that just the carnegie awards?

fishingboatproceeds:

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry

This. Changes. Everything.

iceprincessfionna:

scarecrows:

“Sweet dreams, Simon.”

THIS IS NOT OKAY

WHO THE HELL HOLD YOU THIS WAS OKAY.

hayfuckyou:

yumcircles:

If you close your eyes just as it crashes, you feel really relaxed because your brain thinks you’ve actually died for a second.

it scares me how relaxed my brain actually was when i closed my eyes wow

forever reblog

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

blissfulcatharsis:

even on tumblr i’m the quiet kid that sits in the corner and doesn’t really know anyone

scherzicscrawlings:

scienceheroextraordinaire:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

Make me one that looks like this.

thisisdarrelsblog:

angryvriska:

invisible-giraffe:

itschipdog:

is this OFF

somebody needs to draw the batter riding that duck

you called?

Yes perfect.  

storybulb:

rapunzel coloring your dash transparent.

why did i do this