im gonna make a movie that’s titled “WILL SOMETHING SCARY HAPPEN?” and it will feature an hour and a half of someone walking around their house in the dark doing various things that COULD be the prelude to something scary but nothing actually scary will happen until after the credits when spooky scary skeletons will play
I didn’t have to feel as if I had to be everything, I was something...
why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
best male/female character
best plot development
best plot twist
isnt that just the carnegie awards?
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
“Sweet dreams, Simon.”
THIS IS NOT OKAY
WHO THE HELL HOLD YOU THIS WAS OKAY.
If you close your eyes just as it crashes, you feel really relaxed because your brain thinks you’ve actually died for a second.
it scares me how relaxed my brain actually was when i closed my eyes wow
even on tumblr i’m the quiet kid that sits in the corner and doesn’t really know anyone
guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves
Make me one that looks like this.
is this OFF
somebody needs to draw the batter riding that duck
rapunzel coloring your dash transparent.
why did i do this